North-South Jokes

Two jokes, sent from a Mobile, Alabama gal living in Brooklyn:

Where are you from?

Southern girl and Northern girl sit next to each other on an airplane.
SG: Where are you from?
NG: I'm from a place where we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition.
Southern girl sits quietly for a moment, finally turns back to Northern girl and asks: "Where are you from, Bitch?"


Bless your heart

A Southern girl is sitting on her front porch. Her new rich friend from the north comes over and sits down next to her, and says, "Daddy says I can have a new car."
Southern girl says, "Bless your heart.”
Northern girl says, "Daddy says I'm the prettiest girl in the county." Southern girl says, "Bless your heart."
Northern girl says, "Daddy says we have more money than all the other people in the state combined."
Southern girl says, "Bless your heart."
After a while, Northern girl asks Southern girl, "What does your daddy say?"
Southern girl says, "My daddy says, when someone says something you don't like, and you want to tell them to go fuck themselves, you should just say, "Bless your heart.”

If you have any North-South jokes, please send!

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